it'll take them a month to count the blade marks up your back

[jaina]

Why why why did we think it would be a good idea to watch the Cutting Edge sequel? Whyyyyy?

THE PAIN OH GOD THE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PAIN. IT HURTS US PRECIOUS.

Comments

[padawansguide.livejournal.com]

I was going to post about it but forgot. It was *SO* bad. I almost didn't make it all the way through. Bad bad bad bad bad. I love the original.

[brightcupenny.livejournal.com]

I didn't last five minutes; I was too busy yelling things like "This better not be senior nationals if she can win with doubles!" and "NO LYRICS IN SINGLES SKATING!" and "OMFG triple axel, I don't *think* so!" and "Why is the ice so scratched up, they should slide when they fall" and "Why are the scratching noises SO LOUD" and finally "Dear God, that isn't really Moira Kelly, is it?" and then I turned it off because I COULD NOT STAND IT anymore.

Waaah.

[padawansguide.livejournal.com]

No, Moira Kelly and DB Sweeny were not in it - which I can only think was a good career move, but could possibly have made it better.

I just wrote up a handy review/synopsis for you, so you don't have to try to watch it again.

So bad.

[brightcupenny.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, bless your heart!