jaina | (no subject)

Holy crap. Red vs. Blue is the funniest thing I have seen in a long, LONG time. If y'all have a couple hours to kill, and space on your hard drive, I highly recommend DLing the series (they're at 26 episodes now, about 4-5 minutes each). Right now they have episodes 12-14 and 20-26 available on their website, but if you get a free account at fileplanet, you can DL the whole thing. (There's more specific info in their FAQ.)

Ohmylord...laughing so hard I can't BREATHE...

"I should have known. She didn't like me. Girls never like me."
"Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you."
"...I like me."
"I don't think I've seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she's a chick, and not a guy, or like, part-guy, part-shark?"
"I'm pretty sure I would know if she was a guy, and I'm definitely sure I would know if she was part-shark."

"Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now half-women, half-sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!"

"So. The military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all, she's just a sweet, down-home girl?"
"Oh hell no. She's always been a rotten bitch. It's just now she's a rotten bitch with cybernetic enhancements."

There are lots more freakishly funny lines. Those are all just from one episode. I can't recommend RvB highly enough. Go forth and watch, folks.

(I need a Tex icon.)

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Red vs Blue rules. Nuff said.

A-freaking-men.

"Tucker did it!"

"Simmons, I want you to poison Griff's next meal!"

"Yes, sir!"

*snirk*

"Why did you introduce me second?"
"Because he hates you."

*shakes head in endless amusement*

"Well, UNlock the target then."

"The last time I unlocked the target, I killed Church."

"One of the Reds has Tex. I'm going to shoot him, and kill him, and free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing him, and we will be friends."
"You don't actually believe that, do you?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah. We're gonna be *best* friends."

"Who's in the other grave?"
"That's uh, that's me. I'm in that grave."
"Uh-huh. Of course."
"See, he got killed by this crazy runaway tank--"
"Or by the idiot driving it--"
"Oh, yeah, and then he became, uh, this really mean ghost, and took over a Mexican robot's body, oh, and then we had to spray-paint him to make him blue, and now he is alive again, and he is a bionic man. Who is blue."
"Yeah, and it took us six weeks to get his Spanish setting turned off."
"No está completamente apagado, pendejo."
"*sigh* I'll go get the Spanish dictionary."

I had heard of the Blood Gulch chronicles before... I just never downloaded them. It's one thing to hear about it form perfect strangers, but now...

[scary voice] NOW YOU MUST WATCH!!! [/scary voice]