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jainaHoly crap. Red vs. Blue is the funniest thing I have seen in a long, LONG time. If y'all have a couple hours to kill, and space on your hard drive, I highly recommend DLing the series (they're at 26 episodes now, about 4-5 minutes each). Right now they have episodes 12-14 and 20-26 available on their website, but if you get a free account at fileplanet, you can DL the whole thing. (There's more specific info in their FAQ.)
Ohmylord...laughing so hard I can't BREATHE...
"I should have known. She didn't like me. Girls never like me."
"Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you."
"...I like me."
"I don't think I've seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she's a chick, and not a guy, or like, part-guy, part-shark?"
"I'm pretty sure I would know if she was a guy, and I'm definitely sure I would know if she was part-shark."
"Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now half-women, half-sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!"
"So. The military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all, she's just a sweet, down-home girl?"
"Oh hell no. She's always been a rotten bitch. It's just now she's a rotten bitch with cybernetic enhancements."
There are lots more freakishly funny lines. Those are all just from one episode. I can't recommend RvB highly enough. Go forth and watch, folks.
(I need a Tex icon.)
Ohmylord...laughing so hard I can't BREATHE...
"I should have known. She didn't like me. Girls never like me."
"Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you."
"...I like me."
"I don't think I've seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she's a chick, and not a guy, or like, part-guy, part-shark?"
"I'm pretty sure I would know if she was a guy, and I'm definitely sure I would know if she was part-shark."
"Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now half-women, half-sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!"
"So. The military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all, she's just a sweet, down-home girl?"
"Oh hell no. She's always been a rotten bitch. It's just now she's a rotten bitch with cybernetic enhancements."
There are lots more freakishly funny lines. Those are all just from one episode. I can't recommend RvB highly enough. Go forth and watch, folks.
(I need a Tex icon.)
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Date: 2004-03-14 11:00 pm (UTC)"You don't actually believe that, do you?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah. We're gonna be *best* friends."
"Who's in the other grave?"
"That's uh, that's me. I'm in that grave."
"Uh-huh. Of course."
"See, he got killed by this crazy runaway tank--"
"Or by the idiot driving it--"
"Oh, yeah, and then he became, uh, this really mean ghost, and took over a Mexican robot's body, oh, and then we had to spray-paint him to make him blue, and now he is alive again, and he is a bionic man. Who is blue."
"Yeah, and it took us six weeks to get his Spanish setting turned off."
"No está completamente apagado, pendejo."
"*sigh* I'll go get the Spanish dictionary."