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letters to nowhere
Apr. 15th, 2006 08:25 pmDear mall next to my house,
Why did you close at 7 pm? You are a mall. It is a Saturday. You should be open so that I can shop after my long day of working (overtime, yay/boo) and exercising. I have Serious Shopping Needs that include cute new shoes, which you thwarted. What kind of self-respecting mall closes at 7 pm on a freaking Saturday!?
Sincerely,
Would-have-been Shopper
Dear Sears,
Why do you have to suck so bad? You were the only store that was left open, so I shopped at you. And you gave me nothing. No shoes. No jackets. No shirts. No purses. Ugly, ugly, slutty, and, oh, ugly again. Whyyyyy?
Sincerely,
Grumpy Non-Slutty Clothes Wearer
Screw it. I'm making cupcakes.
Why did you close at 7 pm? You are a mall. It is a Saturday. You should be open so that I can shop after my long day of working (overtime, yay/boo) and exercising. I have Serious Shopping Needs that include cute new shoes, which you thwarted. What kind of self-respecting mall closes at 7 pm on a freaking Saturday!?
Sincerely,
Would-have-been Shopper
Dear Sears,
Why do you have to suck so bad? You were the only store that was left open, so I shopped at you. And you gave me nothing. No shoes. No jackets. No shirts. No purses. Ugly, ugly, slutty, and, oh, ugly again. Whyyyyy?
Sincerely,
Grumpy Non-Slutty Clothes Wearer
Screw it. I'm making cupcakes.
