jaina

Back when we first got to Boston, I was keeping a list of all the funny, weird, or otherwise memorable things that people said, like Alice had done for C3. I stopped after a few weeks, because I was too damn tired, but I still have the ones I wrote down, and I *finally* got them typed up to put here, which was what I'd intended all along.

"Oh, I have to. I'm the king of the lunatics." -Dave Zych

"Just get some extra-wide caulk...wait a minute." -

sirrogue

"I apologize for the groping, but it's for my own safety." -

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"Look at the icing! It's so dainty!" followed closely by "What are you, gay?" -Colleen, to Alex

"Respect mah securi-teh!" -

lurknomore

"You are the sexiest lady cat I have ever seen and I must kiss you all over." -Casimir the cat, via

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(to an Ewok muppet) "My, what big eyes you have!"
"The better to eat you with! Eeecheewawa!" -

_opus_ and

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"And then they dun sex." -paraphrase of a 10K fic

"Admiral Ackbar's dangly bits!" -

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"No, *you* are in town, fucker!" -

sirrogue, to

thedan

"Get your hand out of my Ewok hole!" -

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"How exactly would one get dirt cleavage?"
"Easy, if you have hot sex in the jungle." -Noe and Elyssa

"Well, you see, I have to make her face in the oven at home." -

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"If I hear a zipper pull, I'm throwing you out of the car."
"I'm wearing snaps."
"I have a drawstring."
"I'm in a skirt." -Mark,

thedan, me,

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"I don't have any parts; I'm a robot...I should maybe say that a little less loudly." -

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"I have the firmest ass-pillow of them all!" -Emilia

"I'm covered in a fine layer of Ewok" and "My nose is full of Ewok." -

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"Some action." -SWTME stage direction

"Drill presses are sexy. I learned that this summer."
"Well, it's not so much the sex as it is the torque." -

cran_apple and Mark

"Emasculating-- as if I were hitting a disobedient whore." -Mark

"I think Bossk has a lot of crotch." -

sirrogue

"He's a jolly lord of darkness" and "Did he just say Saxon whores?" -

carbon_scoring at King Richard's Faire

"I'm not here to fur your Wookiee."
"Not without taking me to dinner you're not." -

portnoyslp and

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Admiral Ackbar's disco fabulous pants! -Future Mystery Hunt team name

"Except you; you have no pants." -

sirrogue to

sonata960

"Ooh, deep snow!
Yeah, snow!
It's too deep!" -Jo-Ann lawn decoration

"If I could, I would have that note's babies." -

carbon_scoring, re: Ackbar's high note

"We are deep inside..." -Lando in SWT:ME

"'Wah, I'm stressed, I'm going to eat a potato.' Everyone likes the occasional stress potato." -

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"Ours is the pure and simple love of a stormtrooper for a really gay droid." -

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"I wish I'd kept his brains; they would've been great for Hoth." -

sirrogue, re: Animal

"Oh, yes, Master Luke!"
"Wow, when I yell it like that, it sounds like..." -

carbon_scoring, first as C-3P0, then as herself

Oh, and the icon has nothing to do with anything, really; I just thought it was awesome. CHUCK NORRIS, bitches. There's a whole bunch more here.