Haiku for my sewing machine
Feb. 25th, 2004 12:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jainaOh sewing machine
You may have a rolled-hem foot
But I still hate you
You eat my fabric
A ritual sacrifice
Except not with pie
Screwy tension wheel
Even after a repair
My fabric gathers
Clackety-clack clack
NOISIEST MACHINE EVER
It mocks me. Oh yes.
Love my new serger
But it won't make buttonholes
Or put in zippers
So I live with you
(Nasty evil possessed THING)
Please just don't kill me
You may have a rolled-hem foot
But I still hate you
You eat my fabric
A ritual sacrifice
Except not with pie
Screwy tension wheel
Even after a repair
My fabric gathers
Clackety-clack clack
NOISIEST MACHINE EVER
It mocks me. Oh yes.
Love my new serger
But it won't make buttonholes
Or put in zippers
So I live with you
(Nasty evil possessed THING)
Please just don't kill me
