Haiku for my sewing machine

[jaina]

Oh sewing machine
You may have a rolled-hem foot
But I still hate you

You eat my fabric
A ritual sacrifice
Except not with pie

Screwy tension wheel
Even after a repair
My fabric gathers

Clackety-clack clack
NOISIEST MACHINE EVER
It mocks me. Oh yes.

Love my new serger
But it won't make buttonholes
Or put in zippers

So I live with you
(Nasty evil possessed THING)
Please just don't kill me

Comments

[thedan.livejournal.com]

I miss you, Caitlin. :)

[schneck128.livejournal.com]

is it sad that when i read these, i'm counting syllables on my fingers?

[wendyhouse.livejournal.com]

oh, sweet thing!
I know exactly how you feel.
isn't that miserable?

want to see my new dream item? I'm wishing for this so hard......