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[jaina]

And no one could see him?

Big Bird. He was the only one.

Ah. His imaginary friend.

No. He was real. Just- never around when anyone else was.

An elephant with cloaking capabilities?

He wasn't an elephant. He was a Snuffleuffagus.

I don't understand.

Trust me on this one.

And this is considered educational programming?

Yeah.

Well. Explains a lot about your species.

--After Never Too Late, by Sunshiner