jaina

"Besides, if I don't get her a body, she's going to steal mine anyway. Bitch."

Why do I have to fall in love with a 'ship in every damn thing I watch? Okay maybe not everything...just the ones with really screwed-up, dysfunctional relationships. Argh! Oh well. Fine. I ship Church/Tex. I should just embrace it.

Maybe I should expand to slash and ship Caboose/Donut. Because they're just so adorably stupid. "Are we gonna have a sleepover? Because that would be sweet." "You're a nice lady."

I'm sticking to my theory that Tex has possessed Sheila, and she's engineering the robot separatist movement. :)

"I guess make 'em just like Lopez...except, you know, just the shell, no intelligence."
"These new robots sound much nicer."
"That's because they sound like you."
"Oh, and NO SPANISH! And a bigger switch!"