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[jaina]

I just read this awesome-- I don't even know what to call it! It's like a MST3K parody of a crazy Harmonian* post, but done in the style of "The Word" from the Colbert Report. FUNNY!

I don't need past events or actions to tell me why characters behave the way they do. I don't live in the past. I believe in the here and now, in the moment. When Harry and Hermione fly across the sky on a hippogriff, I don't need the text to know that deep down, Harry knows that soaring feeling is from finding his soul mate, and Hermione’s emotions are running along similar lines.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

* "Harmonians" refers to the psycho subset of Harry/Hermione shippers who are flat-out convinced that the last few books are all dirty lies and misinformation, and JKR will show her true colors in Book 7 and get rid of that slutwhoretramp Ginny, so Harry can be with his True Ideal Romantic Love, Hermione. Yes, really.

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[rosiewook.livejournal.com]

Okay. There is a whole level of scary to this that makes it beyond hilarious!