Alias, once more with...well, with something.

[jaina]

"Sark, have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?"
"Yes, master. I have learned two things. First, that anger is a weapon only to one's opponent."
"Very good."
"And secondly, get in the first shot. Boot to the head! *SH-ZOOMP*"
"You missed."
"Uh, yeah, well..."
"You too shall be honored to learn a lesson."
"You don't have to, you know, I-- I gotta be going..."
"Boot to the head! *SH-ZOOMP*"

-Sark is growing his hair back. Oh, how I've missed that hair. Also, SARK'S HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY.

-Dude, Sark. Didn't you take drivers' ed? You gotta check your rearview mirrors!

-Sure, Jack'll stay Sloane's execution the same way he stayed Irina's execution. Haaa ha.

-Ice cream! Marshall, I <3 you so much.

-I swear, the CIA can't keep sekkrits for shit. Apparently everyone in the entire center knows Lauren's a traitor, except Lauren. Even Barnett's in on it. It's lucky Lauren's so damned incompetent, or you would all be very very dead by now.

-On that note, WTF is giving them a fake code key supposed to solve? Aren't they going to get some clue when they realize it's bogus? Oh gee, you've bought yourselves three extra days. I see they have the same opinion of Lauren's intelligence as I do.

-How nice of Lauren and her mother to meet in such easy view of surveillance. Way to go, dipshits.

-I am missing Sark right around now. One scene per show doesn't cut it, JJ!

-Wah wah wangsty Syd. Someone call the waaaaaaaaaambulance.

-Oh gee, *another* nightclub. The originality of these writers is just astounding!

-"Yes he should. But not for this."
Scully: "Then should we arrest David Copperfield?"
Mulder: "Yes we should. But not for this."

-VG & RR with the chemistry and the tension and the acting and the GUH. *keels over from the awesome* Add Lena and I just might die of happiness.

-That said, as cool as you are, Sloane, you DO NOT DISS THE JACK/IRINA! Schoolboy crush, my ass.

-God, I love you, Jack. You're just so damned cool. How bout we get rid of Syd and we just rename the show "SpyDaddy OWNZ j00"?

On the whole, I didn't hate this episode. I was glad to see some loose ends sort-of tied up. I'm very wary of the whole Syd's-sister thing, though. It all seemed *really* fishy and so-- soap-opera-y. And I'm even a soap fan (Days of our Lives! Lucas/Sami repreZENT!)/ Whoever made the point about the SpyMommy-shaped hole in this season was *SO* right.

*sigh* Waiting to see what JJ pulls out of his toe next...

Comments

[jackleen.livejournal.com]

First of all...

God, I love you, Jack. You're just so damned cool. How bout we get rid of Syd and we just rename the show "SpyDaddy OWNZ j00"?

Amen.

Second of all...

And I'm even a soap fan (Days of our Lives! Lucas/Sami repreZENT!)

Dude. Exactly. Especially if it will make Sami stop whining so much. Jeesh.

[jainamsolo.livejournal.com]

Did you watch Days this week? That was some FABULOUS stuff, I'm telling you. (Just the Lumi stuff. The rest of the show is crap. *g*)