jaina

"Sark, have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?"
"Yes, master. I have learned two things. First, that anger is a weapon only to one's opponent."
"Very good."
"And secondly, get in the first shot. Boot to the head! *SH-ZOOMP*"
"You missed."
"Uh, yeah, well..."
"You too shall be honored to learn a lesson."
"You don't have to, you know, I-- I gotta be going..."
"Boot to the head! *SH-ZOOMP*"

-Sark is growing his hair back. Oh, how I've missed that hair. Also, SARK'S HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY.

-Dude, Sark. Didn't you take drivers' ed? You gotta check your rearview mirrors!

-Sure, Jack'll stay Sloane's execution the same way he stayed Irina's execution. Haaa ha.

-Ice cream! Marshall, I <3 you so much.

-I swear, the CIA can't keep sekkrits for shit. Apparently everyone in the entire center knows Lauren's a traitor, except Lauren. Even Barnett's in on it. It's lucky Lauren's so damned incompetent, or you would all be very very dead by now.

-On that note, WTF is giving them a fake code key supposed to solve? Aren't they going to get some clue when they realize it's bogus? Oh gee, you've bought yourselves three extra days. I see they have the same opinion of Lauren's intelligence as I do.

-How nice of Lauren and her mother to meet in such easy view of surveillance. Way to go, dipshits.

-I am missing Sark right around now. One scene per show doesn't cut it, JJ!

-Wah wah wangsty Syd. Someone call the waaaaaaaaaambulance.

-Oh gee, *another* nightclub. The originality of these writers is just astounding!

-"Yes he should. But not for this."
Scully: "Then should we arrest David Copperfield?"
Mulder: "Yes we should. But not for this."

-VG & RR with the chemistry and the tension and the acting and the GUH. *keels over from the awesome* Add Lena and I just might die of happiness.

-That said, as cool as you are, Sloane, you DO NOT DISS THE JACK/IRINA! Schoolboy crush, my ass.

-God, I love you, Jack. You're just so damned cool. How bout we get rid of Syd and we just rename the show "SpyDaddy OWNZ j00"?

On the whole, I didn't hate this episode. I was glad to see some loose ends sort-of tied up. I'm very wary of the whole Syd's-sister thing, though. It all seemed *really* fishy and so-- soap-opera-y. And I'm even a soap fan (Days of our Lives! Lucas/Sami repreZENT!)/ Whoever made the point about the SpyMommy-shaped hole in this season was *SO* right.

*sigh* Waiting to see what JJ pulls out of his toe next...