letters to nowhere

[jaina]

Dear mall next to my house,

Why did you close at 7 pm? You are a mall. It is a Saturday. You should be open so that I can shop after my long day of working (overtime, yay/boo) and exercising. I have Serious Shopping Needs that include cute new shoes, which you thwarted. What kind of self-respecting mall closes at 7 pm on a freaking Saturday!?

Sincerely,
Would-have-been Shopper

Dear Sears,

Why do you have to suck so bad? You were the only store that was left open, so I shopped at you. And you gave me nothing. No shoes. No jackets. No shirts. No purses. Ugly, ugly, slutty, and, oh, ugly again. Whyyyyy?

Sincerely,
Grumpy Non-Slutty Clothes Wearer


Screw it. I'm making cupcakes.

Comments

[julietvalcouer.livejournal.com]

Probably because it is a holiday weekend, and service workers be people, too. (Though see how equanimous I am tomorrow if I can't get coffee. Though I'm fairly sure Shaws will be open during normal hours so I can at least get groceries.)

And, well, I found a cute raincoat at Sears here. Nothing else, but a cute raincoat. But shoes? Feh. There are few good shoes in the world.

[jainamsolo.livejournal.com]

I actually went online and checked their hours, and they close at 7 pm every Saturday! Craziness!

[julietvalcouer.livejournal.com]

Ah, now THAT deserves irateness. 7? Who is done by 7? What about those of us who work? Hm?