it'll take them a month to count the blade marks up your back

[jaina]

Why why why did we think it would be a good idea to watch the Cutting Edge sequel? Whyyyyy?

THE PAIN OH GOD THE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PAIN. IT HURTS US PRECIOUS.

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[brightcupenny.livejournal.com]

God, yes, that too! And the bizarre bunting/draping things around the rink and the complete lack of audience and apparently the ice was made out of concrete because the skates were SO LOUD on the ice. And all the stuff I wailed about above. And all of that was in the first five minutes.

I need to go rewatch the original and get this terrible taste out of my mouth.